Vitamin Grumpy

I feel grumpy -

Is that bad?

Sometimes grumpy

Makes me glad.

Grumpy gives me silence

Grumpy gives me solace

Grumpy lets me revel

In all my selfish fullness.

Grumpy fills my plate up

And dumps my glass right out.

My plate is full of black thoughts

My cup is free to pout!

Grumpy has an ending

But while it lasts, I revel.

Soon, I'll turn to smiling -

My mood will once more level.

But in the in-between times

Why not let this simmer?

Grumpy isn't all bad!

Believe me, I could get be grimmer -

I know my lipstick doesn't shimmer!

So what if my team's not the winner?

Who cares? My eyes have lost their glimmer!

I like to mope that I'm not slimmer!

See? Things really could be dimmer!

SO LET ME POUT IN PEACE!